you said or it was said to you
2007-07-05 07:15:36 · 54 answers · asked by <3 Just a Girl 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I wanna check you for ticks.
Sure it makes a great country song but grrrr the next guy to use it on me I'm going to let the air out of his tires!
Oh and Do you wash your pants in windex?
Because I can see myself in them.
2007-07-05 07:20:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
In a supermarket I approached a girl and told her to move away from the frozen food as she was melting it.
Worked, 3 points home-win later that week.
A girl said to me, "Your jacket would look really nice hanging on the end of my bed" That one caused an erection in 3 seconds flat!
Any humourous line will do, it has to break the ice, and humour is the best panty-dropper known.
2007-07-05 07:26:54 · answer #2 · answered by Paul H 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
How about
Nice boots wanna **** or
I thought that was a brail name tag or
I'm an organ donor need anything or
Hi my name is chance ,do I have one or
I think I could fall madly in bed with you or
nice dress can I talk you out of it ,
last one is-
Were you arrested earlier cause it should be illegal to look that good
2007-07-13 05:28:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cheesy %. up strains paintings at my college, yet purely because of the fact it makes her snigger (you gotta say it purely precise) besides, the WORST i've got ever heard grow to be "Wow, you're awesome! want to circulate carry out at my domicile? we are able to throw ice ships on your bare abdomen and watch them turn to steam" i grow to be like, heavily guy? you fairly think of she'll fall for that?
2016-11-08 05:51:48 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to youtube.com and search for "Fresh Prince pickup lines".
It's from the show Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Some of the things that he came up with are so random and so hilarous!!
Check it out :)
2007-07-05 07:18:52 · answer #5 · answered by Shorty 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I once had a guy tell me I look like his third wife. I said oh really. Then he said yes and I have only been married 2 times
2007-07-05 07:41:13 · answer #6 · answered by Darling girl 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Unfortunately, these are a few of the worst that has been said to me:
You hole is my goal
If we were part of the alphabet, I'd put "u" and "i" together
You look like a tall glass of water
Call me "milk" cause I'll do your body good
You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everybody we did anyway
2007-07-05 07:19:18 · answer #7 · answered by ohmygosh 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
i was at a fair and a random guy came up to me and said "i'm a good guy and you're a sl*t. you complete me." yea, like i'm gonna fall in love w/ u because you just called me a slu*t!
my friend made this one up:
guy: hey
girl: hi
guy: you got a hot mom, can i have her number?
ok, so it's not a pickup line, but doesn't it suck?
2007-07-05 07:28:29 · answer #8 · answered by rachel h 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I was at a bus stop waiting for a bus 6 months ago. A nurse...she was still in scrubs...walks up beside me and says to me about the bus. "Maybe if I stand next to you, it'll come faster!" . I was sure if she was talking about the bus or something else!!! LOL
2007-07-05 07:22:33 · answer #9 · answered by Warrior Guardian 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Here take my phone and put your number in it so I can call you later." Said to me. No Hi, how you doing or nothing just upfront. Ridiculous, I should have took the phone and ran away with it. Haha.
2007-07-13 05:46:59 · answer #10 · answered by brownssugar03 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋