2007-07-05 06:25:22 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
My god would kick jimmy in the jimmy then run away laughing.
2007-07-05 06:28:39 · answer #1 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Jimmy's God didn't decide to jump off a cliff, my God pushed him.
2007-07-05 13:30:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Even if He did, He's at the top, bottom, middle, and in the cliff itself---so there's really no point to jumping off it.
2007-07-05 14:19:30 · answer #3 · answered by LadySuri 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My god jumped off the cliff eons ago. That's SO yesterday's deity suicide. We're into 9 mm's now. =)
2007-07-05 13:29:33 · answer #4 · answered by lupinesidhe 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
nah, my god resists godly peer pressure
2007-07-05 13:30:07 · answer #5 · answered by Adam of the wired 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No wonder God hates us. His mom made him create us. ;0)
2007-07-05 13:28:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
One God. He's a creator, not a follower.
2007-07-05 13:27:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
No way man.
2007-07-05 13:28:24 · answer #8 · answered by spark8118 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would, if He wanted to.
2007-07-05 13:32:02 · answer #9 · answered by loufedalis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋