The patient says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!"
Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, "Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles, and send one to Miami." She said, "We can't do that!" I told her, "You did it last week!"
I was playing golf. I swung, missed the ball, and got a big chunk of dirt. I swung again, missed the ball, and got another big chunk of dirt. Just then, 2 ants climbed on the ball saying, "Let's get up here before we get killed!"
I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport
2007-07-05 05:47:36 · 25 answers · asked by raknakel 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice contribution to the world.
2007-07-05 05:50:38 · answer #1 · answered by Amanda 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the airport one was good. i got one for ya a blond girl walks into the doctors office she pokes herself in the chest and says it hurts here then the leg and says it hurts here and finally the arm and says it hurts here too. the doctor says yep, your fingers broken.
2007-07-05 05:53:23 · answer #2 · answered by the_neckar_river 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i get all of them except number 2. But they are very funny. My favorite is 3!
2007-07-05 05:50:36 · answer #3 · answered by Maxy_Paxy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The last one is great.
2007-07-05 06:01:53 · answer #4 · answered by Paddy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha, the last one was the best.
2007-07-05 06:00:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get the second one
2007-07-05 06:22:44 · answer #6 · answered by Hi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the airport one was very funny
2007-07-05 06:06:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ooooooooooo k!
2007-07-05 06:44:04 · answer #8 · answered by heartshapedglasses 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha
2007-07-05 05:49:51 · answer #9 · answered by the older big kid who helped invent dirt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol those are sum good jokes
2007-07-05 06:16:02 · answer #10 · answered by Joe Reed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋