After working 8 yrs in the Operating Room, I thought that I'd seen everything that could be put, lost or stuck in every body cavity......BUT, last night a guy came in who voluntarily, VOLUNTARILY, bent over, stuck a roman candle in his butt and lit it!!!
You know how sometimes that last 'shot' comes out the 'wrong' end?
After a colonoscopy the prognosis is good....Observation instead of operation... LOL LOL
Should I call Jeff Foxworthy with a NEW-----"You know you're a redneck when..........." ???????????
2007-07-05 05:43:32 · 13 answers · asked by cme2bleve 5 in Health ➔ Other - Health
ROTFLMAO! And I thought I'd seen everything in my six years as E.R. nursing supervisor! Yes, by all means, call Jeff Foxworthy. Oh, my aching sides!
2007-07-05 05:48:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wow...the failings human beings do for leisure or purely just to get off.... appears like somebody's additionally been watching a liiiiiiiiiiiiiittle too lots of that prepare "Jackass". And specific, I truly think of you ought to call Jeff Foxworthy too. lol.
2016-09-30 22:47:22 · answer #2 · answered by cutburth 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, call Foxworthy...crazy guy looking for attention! I guess he got it. But what will he do next?
2007-07-05 05:48:33 · answer #3 · answered by Barbara E 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is not sick, twisted or demented. I know a man who got a gerbil stuck up his ***!!! That's sick! A candle is child's play.
2007-07-05 05:47:38 · answer #4 · answered by summerB 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
that is not sick, twisted, or demented. It is not funny either and I have a good sense of humour.
2007-07-05 06:22:30 · answer #5 · answered by Landon B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
whats sick twisted or demented about this?? it is hilarious though
2007-07-05 05:52:35 · answer #6 · answered by bookgrl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did this really happen??
That's not that bad-believe me, I've heard worse! LOL
2007-07-05 05:46:38 · answer #7 · answered by (no subject) 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG, give the guy his sign, hell staple it to his forehead.
2007-07-05 05:47:24 · answer #8 · answered by essentiallysolo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think it would fizzle my schizizzle
2007-07-05 09:07:17 · answer #9 · answered by Tiberius 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha, what a loser!
2007-07-05 05:47:04 · answer #10 · answered by David 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋