if jesus showed up right in front of you, but had really bad breath and horribly bad body odor, would you tell him?
2007-07-05 04:05:23 · 22 answers · asked by just curious (A.A.A.A.) 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
yes, I would
2007-07-05 04:08:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Of course I would ... and I'd invite him to my apartment for a quick shower and tooth brushing before he went on his way. But, since I know Jesus can be ANYONE I try to be nice to everyone ... and if I don't invite them home, I at least speak to them with as much respect as I give everyone, I listen to what they have to say, even if they are raving mad, and I try to make their day a little happier, a little brighter. That way, when Jesus does come, I'll be 'covered' with my 'Jesus insurance.' WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
2007-07-05 11:11:00 · answer #2 · answered by Kris L 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
WHEN He returned, all (every person on the planet) will see Him; not just one person.
The rest of your question just shows how childish and disrespectful some people can be towards others.
2007-07-05 11:11:56 · answer #3 · answered by whathappentothisnation 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No,but I seriously doubt that would be the case. I would fall in the front of His feet and tell Him I love Him.
2007-07-05 12:18:14 · answer #4 · answered by Nina, BaC 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, he hasn't been around for a couple millennia. I'd show him how to use the shower and the power of the toothpaste/toothbrush combo
2007-07-05 11:09:02 · answer #5 · answered by Southpaw 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If his wife Mary doesn't mind, why should I? Although I would ask him a million questions, and bad breath wouldn't stop me.
2007-07-05 11:07:54 · answer #6 · answered by Steve C 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would offer him the use of my home to sleep, get cleaned up, and to eat. If he declined, then I would know that he knew his breath and body stinks. It could be a test......
2007-07-05 11:11:03 · answer #7 · answered by Soul Shaper 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No, but the security people will not take kindly to someon just appearing and my boss will not like it if he keeps me from doing work.
2007-07-05 11:28:24 · answer #8 · answered by Rabble Rouser 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
To go take a shower and get to a dentist for those teeth...I'd probably even give him his a couple of buck to shower at the YMCA and his very own cardboard "Homeless, please help. G-d Bless" sign.
2007-07-05 11:10:16 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
First I would think I was being Punked, then I think I would tell him
"Get a haircut & get a real job"
2007-07-05 11:09:55 · answer #10 · answered by Diamond Dogs 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus did appear before me and had horrible BO because he was cutting my lawn. (I think he already knew).
2007-07-05 11:08:20 · answer #11 · answered by Samuel Adams 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋