i was on my way home when i found some money on the floor, as i bent down to get it.............
2007-07-05 03:23:17 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funniest answer- easy 10 points!
2007-07-05 03:32:45 · update #1
I noticed Tiger0413 was right behind me.
2007-07-05 04:57:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
...the room started spinning; colors flashing on and off. It was disorienting and when I finally woke up I determined that this was the intended effect.
We were all in a cave or some other large enclosed room with irregular walls. The lighting was sparse, but I could make out at least a couple dozen others here, all as confused as I was. I touched my way from person to person asking each of them what had happened, where I was, and what was going on, but this was met as many times with the same question from the person I was asking. We didn't know where we were, or even how long we had been there.
Then a light flashed at the far end of the cave followed by the sound of huge stones being moved against each other. Some ran towards where the light was and others moved more cautiously. Those who got there first yelled back that there was food, which caused the more cautious of us to forget our concerns, as hunger was now the chief among them.
The food wasn't good, but there was plenty of it. I don't know where we were, but most of it didn't seem familiar. It didn't matter, though; we still ate it. After eating, we sat around trying to piece together what people knew about our situation, but we were all literally and figuratively in the dark.
It may have been the next day, or possibly later the same day, but the walls seemed to be getting closer to each other. We didn't know if that was really happening or if it was a trick of the eye due to the limited light supply. The lack of any way to judge the movement of time was disorienting as even our watches stopped working. There could have been some magnetic elements in the rock walls but there was no way to know for sure.
We started down to the other end of the cave, since the walls didn't seem to be getting closer together there. We waited there for awhile, talking about what we had done and were doing before we ended up here. There didn't seem to be anything in common we all had, except for the money we saw shortly before ending up here. Everyone had the same disorienting experience, but none of us could figure out what was done to us.
Anyway, that was years ago. There are only a handful of us left. People stopped arriving maybe six months after we got here. We don't know what happened to the others that were here with us. They would be here when we went to sleep and then gone when we woke up. We still have hope of being returned to where we came from; it's not much hope, but if we lose it then we have nothing to look forward to.
2007-07-06 09:26:25 · answer #2 · answered by Mitch 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
i veered into a corn field, breaking the flip-wizell (the little spring holding the canooter valve) onto my car engine. the corn was dry & caught aflame burning the whole crop, & thats why; your honor, i am here before you today. But i still have the lucky hay-penny that i found that fatefull day.
2007-07-05 10:42:28 · answer #3 · answered by Obi137 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Rabid dog jumped me from behind, humping my right leg and my right butt cheek. I shrieked in surprise and horror as my leg and butt had turned from their normal human helping qualities to a oversized "*****" to this rabid dog! My eye still on the money, I was faced with quite the perdicament....
Do I wrestle and tussle with this mouth foaming gargantuan of a dog, who decided to make woopie with my body, or do I go for that tempting quarter I see out of the corner of my eye still...
I reached with both arms extending in opposite directions, but to my dismay, was unable to shake the porn star of a dog (man look at that stamina!) and was unsuccessful in grabbing what would be a nice ice cream cone from Dairy Queen on 25 cent cone-day...
I reached harder for the shiny piece when the dog overpowered me... Crashing to the pavement, I felt the quarter shoot past my reach and blacked out...
64 stitches later, I awoke in the hospital with a large bowl on vanilla ice cream on my tray in front of me. I nodded to myself with a satisfied grin my face thinking "Fate's a wonderful thing..."
2007-07-05 10:42:59 · answer #4 · answered by iizeddicusrahlii 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Michael Barrymore appeared from nowhere; ''OOOh I fancy a bit of that!'' and promptly unzipped his flies unleashing his shrivelled one- eyed snake.........What he didn't realise was that I am a plain clothed cop, and I promptly told him to tuck it back in, hancuffed him and threw him into some swimming pool to give a taste of his own medicene.
2007-07-05 14:20:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A gust of wind blew it down a drain, damn! I hate when that happens
2007-07-05 10:49:49 · answer #6 · answered by Diamond Dogs 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
jonsey snatched it away with a lightning fast movement in front of my bewildered eyes ,and says to me "pardon me for being so rude ,but i need it more than you"
2007-07-06 08:56:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I broke wind (well thats prob what would happen)
2007-07-07 12:38:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I sprained my back, which due to my layoff cost me a day's wages!
2007-07-05 10:29:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
a little old lady said thank you your so kind to help an old lady.
2007-07-05 10:28:58 · answer #10 · answered by WALTER F 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋