... deep down in your heart, you know that Wotan exists? If you don't believe in Thor and Freia, how can you bear to live on Thursdays and Fridays?
Don't tell me you don't believe in the Norse gods. You're just angry at them because your sins will keep you away from the eternal banquet in Walhalla.
2007-07-05 03:12:56 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Texas Boy, this is dead serious... What's that feeling of awe you get in the presence of lighting and thunder? That's Thor, baby!!!
2007-07-05 03:20:11 · update #1
Scuba Dude, you will be trampled by the hordes of Hella for the sacrilege of making a sacrifice to Thor on Freia's Day!
2007-07-05 03:29:49 · update #2
May you forever suckle blessings from Audumla.
2007-07-05 03:23:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I see through your avatar and pseudonym. You are none other than Ratatosk, the Cosmic Squirrel, Gossip of the Gods, who climbs up and down Yggdrasil carrying insults between the Serpent at the roots and the Eagle in the highest branches. Don't think your ironic act fools me, you pesky cosmological rodent. I am a shamanic squirrel myself and I know you when I see you.
2007-07-05 10:17:07 · answer #2 · answered by snowbaal 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I will never bow my knee to the Ãsir and Vanir! They are traitors and betrayers all!
My sword arm belongs to my father, Fenrirulfr.
Come Ragnarok!
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I once chased Ratatosk, the Squirrel Tale-bearer (bad pun, I know), up Yggdrasil. He threw a bunch of world-tree nuts at me thinking a fourlegger could not climb.
He forgot that I'm Varulf, scion of Fenrirulfr.
*burps lightly*
I don't think he'll forget again.
2007-07-05 10:17:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
This is a good one. I can hardly wait to see what the Christian fanatics say about it. Wotan, Woden or Odin is just as real as YVHV (Moses' deity) called God in English, Dieu in French, Dios in Spanish, Gott in German, Kami in Japanese, etc.
2007-07-05 10:17:47 · answer #4 · answered by miyuki & kyojin 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
OKAY! OKAY! I BELIEVE!! Will the great Thor forgive me? I'll even sacrifice a Nacho Cheese Dorito in his name at midnight on Friday, okay?
2007-07-05 10:16:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Thor shall strike down all those who don't believe in him with his mighty hammer of justice!
2007-07-05 10:15:10 · answer #6 · answered by Southpaw 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I believe in the Norse gods just in case..I mean, what if you're right and they really do exist? Just covering all my bases.
*drink*
2007-07-05 10:18:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
wow, you have read a book! You must be one of the smart atheist Canadians. do you have 'colleges' there, or do you just know everything about dem bears, eh?
2007-07-05 14:17:00 · answer #8 · answered by rebecca v d liep 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I have never "adminted" anything in my life, and I don't propose to start now!
2007-07-05 10:17:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i dont really know anything about Norse gods.... they dont teach you that in school....
2007-07-05 10:16:06 · answer #10 · answered by me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋