a young bloke goes to a club and meets an older woman. shes gorgeous despite being old eough to be his mum
after a few drinks he plucks up the courage to snog her
later, she snakes her arm around his shoulders "so have you ever had a mother and daughter threesome?"
er no i havent the young man splutters excitedly
they drink a bit more then the woman purrs
well tonights your lucky night come back to my place
hardly able to contain himself the lad goes home with her
she flicks on the hall light and calls upstairs
"MUM ARE YOU STILL AWAKE??"
2007-07-05 02:31:36 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It would have been a foursome if Granny's back wasn't playing up.
2007-07-05 04:37:25 · answer #1 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bloke Joke? Funny.
2007-07-05 02:34:31 · answer #2 · answered by The FFX Blitz ™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow what a lucky boy...i bet hes gona get some action lol greate joke hahahaha
2007-07-05 03:13:09 · answer #3 · answered by Thank Me Later... 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewww icky purti funi tho lol
star 4 u
2007-07-05 02:47:41 · answer #4 · answered by cerri-anne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha very good
2007-07-05 03:20:35 · answer #5 · answered by LOL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its the way you tell em, very good 10/10
2007-07-05 03:16:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that before, but still good.
2007-07-05 04:29:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
serves his blinkin roght the perve lol
2007-07-05 02:54:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good joke
thanx makin me smile
have nice day.....
2007-07-05 02:35:25 · answer #9 · answered by Victor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yuck!
great job. hahhahahahah
2007-07-05 02:40:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋