If I were to come on TV tommorow and say this would Christians be offended.
You can't prove I'm not and whenever anyone asked me to show I am Jesus I'd give them a face full of "Don't tempt me(cos I'm God and all that) Beyatch"
2007-07-05 02:31:18 · 9 answers · asked by Mustapher Crap 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Who says the next Jesus can't come from Manchester
2007-07-05 02:35:41 · update #1
I can tell you are not, without asking you any questions at all.
The second coming of Christ will be at the end of the 7 year tribulation period. A time like no other, and since that hasn't been yet,.... sorry you aren''t it.
That is why we need to study Gods word, so that we won't be fooled when people do things like this..
2007-07-05 02:42:16 · answer #1 · answered by grandmotherx41979 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm confused by this on many levels. First of all, is there even a question in all that? And also, who says there's supposed to be a "next Jesus," despite where he/she would come from?
2007-07-05 09:40:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you would be surprised at how a few people would follow you.
David Koresh, Jim Jones, Heaven's Gate, Charles Manson, etc...people want to be led, by and large, not be leaders.
2007-07-05 09:34:08 · answer #3 · answered by Deke 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Christians wouldn't be offended. They'd think you were demented.
2007-07-05 09:34:58 · answer #4 · answered by Red neck 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, let me see...hmmm...
Revelations 21 tells us differently, so nope - You're just a "blasphemer!"
You know, you really shouldn't mock God...
2007-07-05 09:39:21 · answer #5 · answered by redglory 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can say it all you wanted but I know my masters voice and him will I only follow.
2007-07-05 09:36:35 · answer #6 · answered by iwant_u2_wantme2000 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You don't look like any kind of prophet to me
2007-07-05 09:34:36 · answer #7 · answered by Screamin' Banshee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
right on, brother !!!
Don't tempt the brother or else...
beyatches........................... !!!
quick, change the water into wine/beer ---> QUICK before the priests try to take it ---> QUICK
2007-07-05 09:36:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I do not think so. Nice try.
2007-07-05 09:34:53 · answer #9 · answered by kim t 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋