A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital to give birth. The doctor told them that he'd developed a new machine and asked if they'd like to try it. The machine would take some of the woman's pain away and give it to the father thereby easing the mothers burden.
The couple thought it was a good idea and agreed to give it a try. The Doc set it on 10% to begin with, telling the man that 10% was still probably more pain than he had ever felt. The man was surprised at how little pain he was feeling and asked for it to be increased. The doctor turned it up to 20% with the same results. This trend continued until the machine was set at 100%.
After the delivery both mother and father felt fine. The wife was relieved at having an almost painless labor and the father was still amazed at how little pain was actually involved. Later, when they took the baby home, they found the mailman dead on their doorstep.
2007-07-05 01:50:03 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This is Oxford Dictionary's plain definition of a very good joke!
thanx 4 making my day ...........so far.
2007-07-05 02:15:37 · answer #1 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the superb and probable maximum authentic element i've got ever heard approximately sharing the soreness and rigidity of childbirth, got here from a woman have faith it or not. i won't be in a position to undergo in recommendations her right words in spite of the fact that it replaced into enormously humorous in case you look at it a sprint deeper than purely the exterior..............It went some thing alongside the lines of girls get to eat for 2 and be showered with affection in the time of being pregnant. to boot morning ailment and the rather exertions it fairly is an basic existence. She went directly to assert some different issues which regarded sort of beside the point yet i won't be in a position to undergo in recommendations what they have been besides, she finished off with the aid of asserting that the exertions technique isn't even 1 / 4 of what maximum women placed the boys with the aid of during the finished being pregnant. Haha, gotta love honest women.
2016-09-29 03:01:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious! Great Joke! I did not see that one coming! Star from me to you!
~Candice~
2007-07-05 01:55:52 · answer #3 · answered by Candice 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay i got the joke. but if the mail man was the father of the baby how come he wasn't allowed to experience the birth then lol.
2007-07-05 01:55:29 · answer #4 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Good one. Star for you
2007-07-05 06:53:13 · answer #5 · answered by Bernadette 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao!!! Hahahahaha the mailman was the father so she had cheated on her husband and ended up pregnant ^_^
2007-07-05 01:55:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
uuhhhh....emmm......oh! Hahahaha! Took me a while...but hilarious! Great joke!
Cheers!
Thistle
2007-07-05 03:25:18 · answer #7 · answered by Scottish Thistle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I have heard it before! But it still makes me laugh my freakin' head off!!! A star for you!
2007-07-05 01:54:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lMAO! That was great made me wake up real quick!
Thanx you just started a good day for me!
2007-07-05 01:53:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the baby's father was the mail man and he died during labor?
2007-07-05 01:53:13 · answer #10 · answered by jamie_gundaya 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋