1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them
on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile,
and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the
wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they
know what floor your on.
5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After
a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day
been?"
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then
scream, "That's mine!"
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on,
ask if they have an appointment.
9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to
play.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask
them if they can hear ticking.
2007-07-05 01:12:14 · 10 answers · asked by Snake 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency
procedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others,"It's okay,
don't panic, they open again!"
15) Swat at flies that don't exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.
18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and
muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering
inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the
wall, without getting off.
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in
horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other
passengers.
23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
2007-07-05 01:14:01 · update #1
Brilliant! So good I had to print it out!
ps; don't try number 10 in the Glasgow or London regions just now!
2007-07-05 01:49:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wonder if anyone is brave enough or crazy enough to try any of these? lol. Another good joke!
Cheers!
Thistle
2007-07-05 03:44:30 · answer #2 · answered by Scottish Thistle 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is just my thing..but I don't have the courgae..I have to become more courageous...lol..I might just do them...he he
I will also tell my friend(s) to try them also!
2007-07-05 03:12:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ive been on the floor laughimg there so funny
2007-07-05 01:27:35 · answer #4 · answered by addicted to this 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! So freakin' funny, but not practical don't you think? Here's a star!
2007-07-05 01:25:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
# 5,6 and 11 are hilarious..lol
2007-07-05 01:30:47 · answer #6 · answered by Sus-Girl 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not funny
2007-07-05 01:21:53 · answer #7 · answered by KJ 6 · 0⤊ 5⤋
YOU WILL BE PUT IN A STRAIGHT JACKET
2007-07-05 01:31:31 · answer #8 · answered by TOO HOT 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
not really that funny... sorry dude!
2007-07-05 01:24:12 · answer #9 · answered by Taddy 2 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Yeah . . . . I like this.
2007-07-05 01:16:32 · answer #10 · answered by billy b 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋