First Grade Logic
A first grade school teacher in Virginia had twenty-five students in her class.
She presented each child in her classroom the first half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.
It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!
1. Don't change horses ........................... until they stop running.
2. Strike while the . bug is close.
3. It's always darkest before . Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of . termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but .... how ?
6. Don't bite the hand that .................... looks dirty.
7. No news is........................................ impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a ................... Mr.
9. You can't teach an old dog new ......... math.
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll .stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust ............................... me.
12. The pen is mightier than the ............ pigs.
13. An idle mind is............................... the best way to relax.
14. Where there's smoke there's . pollution.
15. Happy the bride who........................ gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is .......... not much.
17. Two's company, three's ........... the Musketeers
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what ............. you put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and ..... you have to blow your nose.
20. There are none so blind as ............ Stevie Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not . spanked or grounded.
22. If at first you don't succeed . get new batteries.
23. You get out of something only what you . see in the picture on the box.
24. When the blind lead the blind ........... get out of the way.
And the WINNER and last one:
25. Better late than.................................... pregnant
2007-07-04 23:04:35 · 13 answers · asked by cute sexy little feet 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ace Mum - you ARE a star - so have one. Ta for the gigglies!
2007-07-04 23:38:46 · answer #1 · answered by M'SMA 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some of these I had no idea what the real answer should be.
I had to look up "Don't change horses" and even when I found out what it was it took a while to work out, I think while they are running makes more sense.
2007-07-05 00:44:34 · answer #2 · answered by clint_slicker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hard to believe these were all done by first graders. It's too precious. Put a smile on my face. :)
2007-07-04 23:14:45 · answer #3 · answered by all_stardusty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Star for you - if only for the last one!
2007-07-04 23:13:31 · answer #4 · answered by Tiger01204 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first graders don't know what daylight saving time is or who stevie wonder is.
'the best way to relax' first graders don't relax!!
what a lot of s h i t e!
2007-07-04 23:18:56 · answer #5 · answered by rrr 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
made me laugh so much, that was brill have a star
2007-07-04 23:11:01 · answer #6 · answered by ALLY R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
priceless! I like the pigs one....
2007-07-04 23:11:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey these were nice
tc
2007-07-04 23:11:17 · answer #8 · answered by d_champz_here 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
totally funny.....u get a star
2007-07-04 23:23:23 · answer #9 · answered by tbaz4us 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one mate. really good stuff.
2007-07-05 03:27:53 · answer #10 · answered by Kesh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋