Sister Suzie sitting in a Shoe-Shine Shop Plucking A Duck...
I'm not a Pheasant Plucker, I'm a Pheasant Pluckers Mate. I only Pluck Pheasants when the Pheasant Pluckers late... lol
Tell me what you think...
2007-07-04 23:00:18 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not too shabby - Here's a similar one I use to tell if I'm drunk or not...(if I can say it properly, I'm good for a few more)
"I am not the fig plucker, nor the fig plucker's son, but I'll pluck your figs 'til the fig plucker comes"
2007-07-09 08:54:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats going to lead to a lot of M rated content, thats what i think...good job..you pheasant plucker you...btw i only pluck pheasants when the pheasant pluckers behind the 8 ball...
2007-07-05 06:06:14 · answer #2 · answered by erkwist 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The pleasant ph--er, I mean the pheasant plucker is the better one.
2007-07-10 21:11:39 · answer #3 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
phesant phucker, pheasant ahhhhhh, bit my tongue damn thats hard greta job lol
2007-07-12 01:06:48 · answer #4 · answered by salimdist 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont really get what i says but ill give u a star for the tongue twisting part!!! lol
2007-07-10 22:30:39 · answer #5 · answered by eeyore93 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! i really like the 2nd one!
2007-07-10 19:19:12 · answer #6 · answered by Onomatopoeia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good job
I could never make anything like that
lol
2007-07-09 14:12:59 · answer #7 · answered by Ally 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Phluck!! Shat was Ducken hard!
2007-07-05 06:34:38 · answer #8 · answered by Silver 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good ones
2007-07-11 22:59:32 · answer #9 · answered by Celesta 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tricky tricky I see what you did there...
2007-07-05 06:05:04 · answer #10 · answered by polainaz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋