>A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds
>his way
>to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for
>awhile, he
>yells to the waiter, "Hey, youwanna hear a blonde joke?"
>
>The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep,
>husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke,
> sir, I
>think it is only fair -- giventhat you are blind -- that you should
>know
>five things:
>
>1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
>2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb Blonde
>woman
>with a black belt in karate.
>4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
>weightlifter.
>5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
>
>
>Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
>joke?"
>The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
>"No... Not
>if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
2007-07-04 22:56:16 · 13 answers · asked by cute sexy little feet 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha! i can laugh because i'm brunette!
2007-07-04 23:01:06 · answer #1 · answered by emoboyzrhot 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-07-05 04:02:53 · answer #2 · answered by Scottish Thistle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like that one that was good a star from me
2007-07-04 23:01:14 · answer #3 · answered by amy l 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes very funny!! xx
2007-07-04 22:59:37 · answer #4 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good! Lol
2007-07-04 22:59:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee, thats good! have a star!
2007-07-05 00:06:19 · answer #6 · answered by Purdycat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another rib tickler
2007-07-08 08:04:36 · answer #7 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaa that's really funny
2007-07-04 23:01:26 · answer #8 · answered by tatiana b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Like it!
2007-07-04 22:58:55 · answer #9 · answered by Saz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA so funny
i get it...lol
2007-07-04 22:59:09 · answer #10 · answered by LegitXFlabz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋