I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.
Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me
that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just
packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am.
The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to
spare.
As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene
when
making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the
full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the
washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash
in that area to make
sure I was at least presentable. I threw the
washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car
and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.
Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table,
looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in
Paris or some other place a million miles away.
I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra
effort this morning, haven't we?" I didn't respond.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and
went home. The rest of the day was normal . Some shopping, cleaning,
cooking.
After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from
the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?" I told her to get another one
from the cupboard.
She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my
glitter and sparkles saved inside it."
never going back to that doctor ever.
2007-07-04 22:40:32 · 19 answers · asked by cute sexy little feet 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hey baby girl its july in scotland,
and my m8 sent me this i wanted to share a giggle
2007-07-04 22:49:40 · update #1
Thats hilarious-thanks for the laugh!! xx
2007-07-04 23:05:02 · answer #1 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Simply Hilarious!!! Hey guess what I just got this fabulous idea…I am going to apply some of that stuff to look like a panty and tell my B/F it’s the latest in see through lingerie! I could shower you with stars for this one Sweetie! LMFAO!!!
2007-07-04 23:22:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe! OMG! That would be so embarassing! Dont think I would go back ever again! Ahhh! Cringe! At least you can laugh about it!
2007-07-04 22:45:10 · answer #3 · answered by emzy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bless you! :) that made me smile on a dull June morning
2007-07-04 22:46:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2017-01-23 12:44:16 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
thanks for sharing, had a huge laugh at that. Just imagine, dr must have thought *it hollywood stars*...
2007-07-04 23:11:08 · answer #6 · answered by unity 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh no bet your going to be red faced all day, start looking for a new doc
2007-07-04 22:47:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
didnt know where you were going with that at first but very funny ending lol
2007-07-04 22:45:51 · answer #8 · answered by bridgetize05 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brillient stuff, you had me cracking
this is like the best joke today. star for you, bravo bravo
2007-07-04 22:49:54 · answer #9 · answered by tre 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bless yer - I cringed for you - but I have to say I laughed out loud aswell !!!
2007-07-05 21:30:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋