A guy goes to the tatoo parlor and offers the tattoo artist $1,000 to put a $100 bill on his willie. The artist agrees, but is curious and asks the man why he wants to do this.
The man replies, "I have my reasons which I would rather not tell right now."
So, the artist goes ahead and does the job. But, all the while he is anxious with curiosity over why this man wants a $100 bill on his penis.
So, he tells the man that he really needs to know the reason why and says that the man can keep the $1000 he would have paid for the tatoo if he would just tell the reason for putting a $100 bill on his willie.
So, the man consents and offers these three reasons: "First, I like to play with my money. Second, I like to watch my money grow. And third, and most importantly, the next time my wife wants to blow $100, she can stay home to do it."
2007-07-04 22:09:53 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
superb every man should have that done
2007-07-04 22:14:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it 9/10
2007-07-04 22:26:20 · answer #2 · answered by PC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good but the last bit about the wife is asinine
2007-07-04 22:53:55 · answer #3 · answered by bridgetize05 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha yeah that is a good one. I heard it years ago
2007-07-04 22:20:52 · answer #4 · answered by Shez 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldie but goodie.
2007-07-04 22:13:38 · answer #5 · answered by Tom Foolery 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! Love it! Have a star :D
2007-07-04 22:13:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard this one before but it is good star for you
2007-07-04 22:40:32 · answer #7 · answered by amy l 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good'n...
Have a Star!!!
2007-07-04 22:28:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good x
2007-07-04 22:13:43 · answer #9 · answered by Jane 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. lol
2007-07-04 22:33:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋