Worried about their less than exciting sex life, a young wife sent her husband to a therapist who wound up treating him with self hypnosis. And, to her joy, everything got much better.
However, she could not help but notice that each night, early into their lovemaking, the husband would dash out to the bathroom for several minutes. This tormented her until finally, one night, she followed him.
There, in front of the mirror, she found him applying this therapeutic technique: "She's not my wife... She's not my wife...She's not my wife..."
sorry rose
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2007-07-04 20:56:32 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Believe it or not, Yahoo answers hit me with a violation for that Encyclopedia joke yesterday!!! Is that ridiculous or what?
2007-07-04 23:50:06 · answer #1 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well the first is a bit mean and seems a bit weird since he's still having sex with his wife but he's in denial. That second one is a cute "husband-is-pwned" one. ;)
2007-07-05 04:15:45 · answer #2 · answered by LK 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha they are funny but the first one not nice to the wife
2007-07-05 04:05:25 · answer #3 · answered by ausblue 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
EXCELLENT
I haven't answered a question before
8/10
2007-07-05 06:11:52 · answer #4 · answered by PC 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heheheh funny. LOL
but we wifes do know everything
2007-07-05 06:59:54 · answer #5 · answered by Dark Crystel 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1st Joke not so good, but the second one was really funny!
2007-07-05 04:12:49 · answer #6 · answered by sunshinee<3 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Conan you are a liar!
But I loved some of your jokes!!!
2007-07-05 04:23:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think lots of man will do it same as the one in yourstory.
2007-07-05 04:06:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's fine...thanks
2007-07-05 04:05:25 · answer #9 · answered by Call me-C-4-Curious- 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You did good job!
2007-07-05 04:00:05 · answer #10 · answered by s s 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋