2007-07-04 20:28:29 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Confucius also says
"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."
and
"Man who keeps feet firmly on ground has trouble putting on pants."
2007-07-04 20:42:09 · answer #1 · answered by Diane (PFLAG) 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
hahaha. Very funny. I have heard a few confucious jokes in my life, and they are rude.
2007-07-05 03:35:17 · answer #2 · answered by just me 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
this old lady at my church farted and the pew mad this loud nose and it went through the whole church!
2007-07-05 04:07:57 · answer #3 · answered by sstines05 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No but it could be in some churches quite funny in a sad way.
2007-07-05 03:34:44 · answer #4 · answered by Mim 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He who goes to bed with itchy bum wakes up with smelly finger. LOL.
2007-07-05 04:27:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very true
2007-07-05 03:53:20 · answer #6 · answered by Screamin' Banshee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He who sits on toilet is high on throne
2007-07-05 03:45:41 · answer #7 · answered by punch 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Blessed are they that have no sense of humor, for they shall be called........
anyone?
2007-07-05 03:42:26 · answer #8 · answered by Always Curious 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CONFUCIOUS says, she who is called tammy, is a bimbo.
2007-07-05 03:37:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋