Ok you have won a free, all expenses paid trip on a Caribbean cruise. Yay!
You have packed all the essentials and you have been at sea for 13 days when you get pushed over board by a giant dog that wanted to use your leg as his new mate. After spending several days at sea clinging to the only floatation device you could find (a toilet seat) you wash up on the shore of a deserted island. You drag yourself to the nearest freshwater stream and drink until you pass out.
When you finally awake, refreshed and still filthy, you decide to look at your new surroundings. You find a dark bottle, several coconut trees, a plastic taco bell cup and several discarded peacock feathers. After arranging your findings in front of you, you notice that the dark bottle has something solid inside of it so you pull out the stopper and start to shake it upside down. A green mist starts to pour out of the bottle and you drop it (it might be poisonous). For several minutes the mist pours out of the bottle (thats a lot of mist and it's kind of minty smelling).
You hear a voice from the mist "Oh Master! Thank you for freeing me from that wreched bottle. What do you wish of me? How may I repay you?"
A person appears from out of the mist and its...... me!
Ok you've got the traditional 3 wishes, minty mist, dark bottle, coconuts, plastic cup, feathers and you're stuck on a deserted island with me as your genie. What are you going to do?
2007-07-04 18:55:35 · 15 answers · asked by raomega8 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I would make my first wish to be back on the boat with you.
My second wish would be to have coconut wine out of
a dark bottle that has a minty taste to it.
My third wish would be to shove the feathers up the dogs *** as i shove him off the boat.
That way we would both be tickeld.
2007-07-09 14:13:39 · answer #1 · answered by Milk Man 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ahh men and women continuously make the equal mistake with wants. As an alternative of magnificence or money she must have wished for happiness and wisdom. Together with her final want she must have wished that she cherished her husband more, then he would love her 10 times extra. Love, happiness, and knowledge - what more might you really need. Good enough so i'm a romantic - so what! I love glad endings!
2016-08-04 03:28:18 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wish myself back home, then wish for an everlasting suply of wishes..... then id be like Timmy Turner on Fairly Odd Parents but buy them out and change it to Abbey and the minty mist!!!!
and id become rich and live a old and funn life!!!!
i have it all planed out!!! im even going on a cruise....JOKING
2007-07-04 20:15:13 · answer #3 · answered by LegitXFlabz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first i would wish that everyone would have whatever they want, second, i wish my brother would just shut up, third, i would wish that I would be succseful at things in the future. (usually if some1 asked me that on the 3rd question I would say I wish for 3 more wishes, but the 1st wish kind of means everyone have everything they ever wanted, so the last two questions didn't really mean anything.)
2007-07-04 20:12:52 · answer #4 · answered by Amy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If one of my wishes were to be more wishes, would that qualify? Can I transfer my wishes to someone else? How much time do I have? My wishes would be (under the pressure to ask) Noah's Ark, A cure for all diseases, and free air travel for everyone.
2007-07-04 19:33:13 · answer #5 · answered by malisto 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd wish that every wish I wished for would come true. This way I could not run out of wishes and I would still have 2 more.
2007-07-04 19:14:55 · answer #6 · answered by gazzarian 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd rearrange the World.
I'll be the High King
And Jessica Biel the Queen
2007-07-04 19:01:24 · answer #7 · answered by silfiriel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would ask the giant have me the blessing to make the whole world laugh and to get rid of all stresses so that everybody feel happy.
2007-07-04 19:17:02 · answer #8 · answered by ahws437 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
weird, but first a billion more wishes, end poverty, end global warming, and then for the billion wishes, more money, a dog, no animal hunting, a big house, a safe for my money, stop people from littering, and for the genie to follow me everywhere so i can wish for something whenever i want
2007-07-04 19:14:29 · answer #9 · answered by Susy D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahh human beings continuously make a similar mistake with desires. rather of elegance or money she would desire to have needed for happiness and understanding. along with her final choose she would desire to have needed that she enjoyed her husband greater, then he might fairly like her 10 situations greater. Love, happiness, and understanding - what greater would desire to you unquestionably need. ok so i'm a romantic - so what! i like chuffed endings!
2016-09-29 02:40:57 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋