What are some good uses for souls?
2007-07-04 18:11:59 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Actually, it's like a moose head. Just hang it on the wall
2007-07-04 18:16:36 · answer #1 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Put it in a Skippy Peanut Butter jar, with no peanut butter in it.
Make a tiny bed of cotton and put the soul in there. Punch holes in the top and feed it one grape a day. This also gives it moisture.
On the night of the next full moon, light 5 different colored candles around it - outdoors - and call the 4 directions to witness your offering the soul release. Open the jar and see if the soul wants to go, let it go. If it wants to stay- sing a song of thanks and go home.
How much did you pay for it on eBay?
2007-07-05 01:17:48 · answer #2 · answered by Owlwoman 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha, ha, ha,ha. So you want to be a comedian. Ha, ha, ha, ha. The owner of souls are God or the Devil. Gods Son paid a great price for The Souls that He purchased and there is a Great unseen battle in the sky between The Army of God and The Devil over the way things are and The Way they will be. God doesn't force you to follow him. He gives you free will. You best take care of The Soul you personally have. Choose you this day who you will serve.
2007-07-05 01:29:44 · answer #3 · answered by Pepsi 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wait a week and resale the soul on EBay.
2007-07-05 01:27:15 · answer #4 · answered by Lost. at. Sea. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If someone was willing to sell thier soul on e-bay, that soul was not of very good caliber. I'd shred it in my paper shredder. (See the movie Hideaway for a simular situation)
2007-07-05 01:15:51 · answer #5 · answered by cop350zx 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Did you really buy someone's soul? How much did you pay? Does it include haunting rights? What about the devil's cut?
2007-07-05 01:15:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wait a week, and then re-sell it. People are gullible enough to buy *anything* on E-Bay. Someone even bought some SNOW from a Coloradan after a blizzard, last winter!
2007-07-05 01:16:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Give it a kiss and say good night. The poor thing probably needs a kind heart and a good night's sleep. I know I do.
2007-07-05 01:14:50 · answer #8 · answered by Yogini 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get a dog, and see if you can mix/match them! You could have the next Air Bud on your hands!
2007-07-05 01:14:55 · answer #9 · answered by Doc 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You need at least two. Lucky for you I'll sell mine for the right price.
2007-07-05 01:15:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋