2007-07-04 18:03:02 · 19 answers · asked by JellyBean 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Can he create one so big, he can't poop it out?
Yeah, I had to go there.
2007-07-04 18:07:12 · answer #1 · answered by Darth Cheney 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I don't know. He would probably just take one regular sized bran muffin and multiply it, like he did with the fish. But let me tell you, with all these people eating bran muffins, I hope there's somewhere nearby with dependable indoor plumbing.
2007-07-04 18:08:04 · answer #2 · answered by Molten Orange 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bless you...oh Holy Bran Muffin...LOL
2007-07-04 18:10:46 · answer #3 · answered by Fluffy Wisdom 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but then he would eat it. It's a paradox.
The question is could the plumbing system in Heaven handle it... I hear it's old and out of date, prone to clog and back up alot.
2007-07-04 18:09:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
eww bran muffins?
2007-07-04 18:20:11 · answer #5 · answered by divinemadness 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is not going to Do anything. Christians say He already did it.
Besides he eats low-carbs.
2007-07-04 18:07:04 · answer #6 · answered by Owlwoman 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sure, but can he eat one so big that he himself can not pass it? There is the trickier issue.
2007-07-04 18:06:46 · answer #7 · answered by Zarathustra 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus cannot sin. Gluttony is sinful, so he wouldn't even try :p
2007-07-04 18:06:22 · answer #8 · answered by acaykath 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's a circular question! Come to my coven!
2007-07-04 18:09:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Forget that. What about the calories from it?
2007-07-04 18:07:06 · answer #10 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋