Just a week ago i was a non-believer and i was hurling all over
those annoying christians. Right now i go to church every week
and praise the Lord Jesus Christ every night!! You might wonder what happened? The thing is that a missionary came
to me and conviced me to convert. At first i just gave him a mocking smile and told him to keep walking. Well he insisted on hearing him out so i spared him a few minutes. All he told me to do was to open up to Jesus and pray whenever i had a problem. Well i did that and Jesus helped me pass my math test. I mean i totally sucked on my tests and now i got a B+. My word to you is to stay away from those missionaries. I am infected and has turned into one of them!!! Do not let the Christian rage infection take over the world!!! Help me and
find a cure for me before the virus will spread through out the world!!!!!!
2007-07-04 17:52:24 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Liar, liar , pants on fire !!!
2007-07-04 17:56:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I don't believe you. You make these stories up way too often.
If you really want to do that, read this book: The Book Your Church Doesn't Want You To Read.
Excellent source-book for any atheist.
Look it up on Amazon. I strongly suggest it. I'm not against you, just nasty posts. It isn't personal. I have friends who are very polite and firm atheists.
Another way is to show the following video. Shake up any believer.
You will grow out of this phase. Of course, then you'll actually be a potential threat to Christianity. You might also see no reason to threaten them, as most Atheists I know are strong patriots, and respect religious freedom (even when they have a spirited argument with a believer)!
2007-07-05 02:00:16 · answer #2 · answered by mckenziecalhoun 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you sure you got a B+ in MATH?
you either need help in math or in grammar.
"Just a week ago" which means 1 week, so far you with me?
"Right now i go to church every week" which is what, 0 to 1 times, because a week ago you hadn't converted.
If you ask me, you must have writ en over the F-
And about your "Christian rage infection" diagnosis, I'm not too worried over it, as I'm pretty sure you're nowhere near pre med.
2007-07-05 01:06:13 · answer #3 · answered by zytlaly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is like an Encyclopedia Brown episode--
I know you're lying because you said you go to church "every week". Yet your conversion occurred only a week ago and today is Wednesday. Which means you have only been to church once.
That will be 25 cents please...
2007-07-05 00:57:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Too late,Sounds like you are on FIRE for JESUS ,Boldly confess to the world,things start to change when HE comes in , remember old things have passed away ,you have been REBORN .Praise be to the Lord God ,We can always use another soilder.
2007-07-05 01:02:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you going to church next week?
2007-07-05 01:04:19 · answer #6 · answered by fishcan'tseewater 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Just a week ago i was a non-believer "
"Right now i go to church every week..."
That right there is where I stopped believing anything you said.
2007-07-05 00:58:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Next week you'll be an Atheist again.
2007-07-05 00:56:54 · answer #8 · answered by S K 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
he got you a B+ on a test but he wont save millions of starving children from rotting on the streets, dont self indulge
2007-07-05 00:57:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Believe yourself.you are the god of yourself.all is upto you,
2007-07-05 01:04:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋