2007-07-04 17:29:29 · 38 answers · asked by Bruce7 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
"i'm calling the cops"
2007-07-04 17:31:51 · answer #1 · answered by Bouken SocratiCat 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I would agree with Kayjay. I would have to smile and just say thank you.
Another interesting take on your question would be...
...If Jesus Christ was standing before you right now and you didn't know who it was, what would you say?
take care,
dan
2007-07-04 17:36:37 · answer #2 · answered by gonefishin 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo bro, wassup? And he'd just laugh! Now don't get all offended because Jesus does have a sense of humor .He must have to put up with us.
2007-07-04 17:37:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If Jesus were standing before us right now, we would be in the resurrection where He would do the talking.
2007-07-04 17:33:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
If Jesus were standing before you Heaven and Earth would fall away and it would just be you and him. You wouldn’t say anything; only hang your head in shame.
2007-07-04 17:44:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Brett, I watched the video on the link. WOW. I DARE Christians to watch the whole video. They can't do it.
http://www.godisimaginary.com/video2.htm...
2007-07-04 17:48:10 · answer #6 · answered by kimmyisahotbabe 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Forgive me of anything I've said or done that would keep you from me. How horrible it would be for anyone to not have Jesus in their life.
2007-07-04 17:34:38 · answer #7 · answered by Mommymonster 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would ask him why so much of his teachings fail to be seen in his followers. Then I'd take issue about how the bible can glamorize all manner of brutal acts so long as these acts occur in the name of God. I would guess I'd conclude by asking him to pick a side, already.
2007-07-04 17:37:54 · answer #8 · answered by writersblock73 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Seriously, my disbelief is so great, I would take myself to the nearest mental health facility. I'm not trying to be disrespectful with this answer. It's the truth.
2007-07-04 17:34:47 · answer #9 · answered by Darth Cheney 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Hallelujah!
2007-07-04 17:32:14 · answer #10 · answered by Cee T 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Dude! Wanna go grab a beer?
2007-07-04 17:32:03 · answer #11 · answered by ? 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋