I mean our universe is enormous, and i doubt that there
are no aliens out there. So maybe Jesus is planing on
descending to all other planets for the second time where there might be alien christians awaiting for his arrival. Maybe
earth is last on his list. So whatever his waiting for he must
be up to something. Is he watching TV? Is he playing video
games? Is he masturbating?(not insulting: masturbating is
a normal acting of a normal man)Well he must be up to something right? But yeah, he probably have his hands all tied up considering all the prayers we give him everyday. Would it not be so unkind of us to so rudely interrupt Jesus with
a prayer while he is masturbating? Maybe we should pray less
so he could masturbate more? Well whatever, i want to know what the heck he is doing right now. Jesus please come down
to earth!! I want to go to heaven right now!!
2007-07-04 17:26:37 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
he said he was going to prepare a place for us so that where he is we can be to as for the masturbating god said not a drop of mans seed should touch the ground
2007-07-04 17:35:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is actually trying very hard to deal with someone on earth who is struggling with an ego problem, constantly projecting his problems onto religious figures, desperate to insult someone so he can feel better about himself, and can't make up his mind about whether he is a Christian or not.
So far all of Jesus' attempts have been for nothing. Some people are beyond help.
That's good for me. More room in reality for my daughter, less competition for her. Crazy people aren't competition.
Despite the nasty "questions" you post (not all of them, as people who actually read your other posts will realize), I have attached a link that connects you to a video (no joke, no insult) that stunned me about the universe. Watch it. Pass it on. If you want to convince people to get past their religious provincial view of the universe, show them this. It have been a great addition to this post. I love good posts, hate insulting ones that add nothing to do with the dialogue we are starting here. I'd like to see more of the newer ones you are posting.
2007-07-04 18:54:14 · answer #2 · answered by mckenziecalhoun 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hes in the chevy makin out with hitler (hitler was christian(
2007-07-04 17:50:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋