you know like:what is poop's best friend? PEE!!! u know like that or sumthing simaler to that but not with the pee and poo
2007-07-04 17:16:18 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Two peanuts were walking through central park at night. One was a salted.
What did the farmer say when he lost his plow?
"Where's my plow?"
How do you get a green- skinned witch pregnant?
Have sex with her.
2007-07-04 17:56:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed.
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your car (whatever make or model, not fussy), hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you gethome from work, wearing only what nature gave me.
Call 07898 342547 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting....
2007-07-05 03:13:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did the banana do?
It screamed until it split.
Whats the difference between a hairbrush?
My friend has shiny teeth and my ipod has good songs.
Why did the football fly?
Because I am thirsty and I want a coke.
Hahah I just made those up. I hope they're funny.
2007-07-05 00:37:45 · answer #3 · answered by Stephanie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. What's the difference between an orange?
A. A bicycle has wheels and a vest has no sleeves.
Greeting card: Old people just don't understand the punchline inside cards these days...
Inside: Invisible robot fish.
2007-07-05 00:27:47 · answer #4 · answered by mrscjr 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here's a few of my favourites for you:
why did the plane crash?
'cos the pilot was a loaf of bread
Why did the book case fall over?
'cos it was a lobster
Why did the boy fall of his bike?
'cos someone threw a fridge at him
Why were there clouds in the sky?
'cos it was a cloudy day
2007-07-05 00:23:37 · answer #5 · answered by ஜBECஜ ~Mama to Lucy & bump~ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
two bottles of milk on the door step.one said "can I curdle you"
the other said "if you curdle me i'll cream."... lol :)
2007-07-05 01:58:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what did the moon tells to the sun?
You make my day!!!
2007-07-05 00:59:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋