sorry had to be done!!!!!star me.if u like it...
A couple had been married for 50 years.
They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning
when the wife says, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting
here at this breakfast table together."
"I know," the old man said. "We were probably
sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago."
"Well," Granny snickered. "Let's relive some old
times."
Whereupon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down
at the table.
"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly
replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty
years ago."
"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps.
"One's in your coffee and the other is in your
oatmeal.
2007-07-04 14:39:57 · 12 answers · asked by paddlepop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Best one I've heard all day!!! Star 4 you...
2007-07-04 14:44:29 · answer #1 · answered by waterboy 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Nice...It would of been a little more strange if gramps was talking about his balls..One in his coffee and one in her throat.Gotta love seniors.
2007-07-04 21:45:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure whether to laugh because it's funny or cry because I can relate!
2007-07-04 21:43:16 · answer #3 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
That is hilarious. star for you
2007-07-05 21:57:44 · answer #4 · answered by terradeath 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one. gave it a star ;)
2007-07-05 00:38:36 · answer #5 · answered by Jake 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that, that's great.
2007-07-04 21:42:22 · answer #6 · answered by memommy33 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
OW....... my nippies are burning!
2007-07-04 22:05:56 · answer #7 · answered by DetailSpaz 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha I told my wife and she hit me thanks star4u
2007-07-04 21:48:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!
2007-07-05 02:10:07 · answer #9 · answered by Dreamer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAAAAA....HEEEEE...HAAAAA!!!!oh oh yea!..know that is funnier than s*@t! ***** â¥
2007-07-04 21:47:35 · answer #10 · answered by gone fishing! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋