Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been
employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to
confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an
urge to stick his pe*is into the pickle slicer.
His wife suggested that he should see a sex
therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too
embarrassed.
He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.
One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his
wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.
"What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.
Do you remember that I told you how I had this
tremendous urge to put my pe*is into the pickle slicer?"
"Oh, Bill, you didn't" she exclaimed.
"Yes, I did." he replied.
he replied.
"My God, Bill, what happened?"
"I got fired."
"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle
slicer?"
"Oh...she got fired too"
2007-07-04 14:12:03 · 12 answers · asked by paddlepop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hee Hee..I'm suppose to be doing a paper for work.so thanks for the giggle
2007-07-04 14:15:26 · answer #1 · answered by Ellie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-04 21:15:53 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats one of the best ones I've heard all day..
2007-07-04 21:24:41 · answer #3 · answered by waterboy 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2007-07-04 21:15:08 · answer #4 · answered by VBall LuVa! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rotflmao. Very funny.
2007-07-04 21:16:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao. that was geat!!!!...i wonder what the wife did after that..hehe
2007-07-04 21:23:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol haha
2007-07-04 21:15:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That made me laugh. HAHAHALOLLOLLOL
2007-07-04 21:16:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn that was soooo funny. It took me a few secs. have a star...... thanks
2007-07-04 21:23:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok i guess
2007-07-04 21:16:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋