Since people are SO convinced that that's where I'm going to be sent then I might as well make the best of it. Are there any boating laws in hell? Can you drink and boat?
2007-07-04 14:06:41 · 17 answers · asked by Biggest Douche in the Universe 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
There are no ice cubes in hell.
2007-07-04 14:15:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your skis might catch on fire, but other than that, at least you could just BBQ off the side of the boat. I don't know about you, but if heaven and hell is real, I would rather go to heaven for the weather, but hell for the company.
2007-07-04 16:13:29 · answer #2 · answered by FridaY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear In a Handbasket, To answer your question, no they do not rent water skis of any variety at the lake of fire. Last I heard you ride on your heels. At least that was the case when I was there. James G.
2016-05-18 03:06:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not too many people here have a sense of humor. What's so pathetic is that the Christians have the worst sense of humors of anyone. Why are they so (DAMNED-pun intended) serious about everything? Some of this stuff like "Jesus is a liar" is just plain offensive as it is not proveable, serves no purpose and only designed to offend but nice try. Maybe someone will say something funny here. I tried one myself and it is amazing to see how stupid some people can be. They just don't get it.
2007-07-04 14:21:04 · answer #4 · answered by furshluginer 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sounds like you're between the devil and the deep blue sea! Give 'em hell cuz you'll probably catch hell, come hell or high water.
2007-07-04 23:22:59 · answer #5 · answered by HawaiianBrian 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure slip Charon a few silvers and I'm sure he'll ditch the River Styx and take you for a spin around the lake...
2007-07-04 14:21:31 · answer #6 · answered by genaddt 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
NO , I am afraid not.
You will be confined in a cell with no food or air conditioner or water to drink and you actually will remember everything from earth , who you met , the things you did and the people , that told you about Jesus and you will be sorry , that you did not listen.
Very sorry, I feel sorry for you!!!
2007-07-04 14:17:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
We like to call it 'fire-dancing", infidel!!! Yes, you can drink and boat and fish (fish come out ready to eat!) and spit. Just don't pee. Makes the temp go down. Check out the rec building facilities, too!
2007-07-04 14:18:26 · answer #8 · answered by Sarrafzedehkhoee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heck sure. You're in Hell do what you want. There are no rules down there. Those that follow rules go to Heaven.
2007-07-04 14:29:47 · answer #9 · answered by Ladies G man 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there no water in hell.
it's pure inferno..yet..destroy not.
many people came back from the dead both side.
lots of screaming and crying in hell.loud and multitude of overlapping voices..and screams..24/7.all they days of their lives.
as for heaven..roadway is made of gold.
water looking like liquid diamonds
grass is sparkling emerald
joy joy
there is no darkness..not even shadow.
no need of sleep or food.
if you want to go to hell..pity you.
all you have to do to go to have is.
accept his forgiveness of your insult or rejection toward him.
now surely there are some ZEALOTS..outthere or in here.
full of condemnation..you need to ask them this.
how did you come to Christ?
through damnation? i doubt it.
NOW..if you want to mock..well..your going to reap the words you say
for the world is created by GOD spoken words.
satan seek humans who has the POWER ..to speak destruction..death..blah blah.
2007-07-04 14:15:56 · answer #10 · answered by blessedrobert 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only the pirates rules. No interferences from God laws.
See you in the water.
....sorry in the lake of fire.
2007-07-04 14:15:05 · answer #11 · answered by Lost. at. Sea. 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋