1.SUBSTITUTE TEACHER: Are you chewing gum?
LITTLE JOHNNY: No, I'm Little Johnny.
2.
TEACHER: Johnny, how can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
LITTLE JOHNNY: I get up early.
3.
LITTLE JOHNNY: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
LITTLE JOHNNY: Your name on this report card.
4.
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
5.
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.
"Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.
"To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"
2007-07-04 13:43:45 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thank you...i donno about becomin a comedian, i'ts hard to get a star in Y! Q&A, i could imagine tryin to become 1 in reality lol
i think they should make a movie about Little Johnny.....
2007-07-04 13:49:26 · update #1
those are funny :)
2007-07-04 13:48:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA I just like the Jonas one very a lot LOL at "she's useless" and the final one is VERY CUTE! STAR EDIT: LOL HAHAHAHA ROFLMAO AT the upload on by way of the poster above! WAY TOO FUNNY i really like the way in which you believe! hAHAHA
2016-09-05 14:57:15 · answer #2 · answered by girst 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man, was that hilarious or what!! I especialy LOVE number 4!!! U could be a comedian oneday!!! I love ur jokes....they're all super!!!
2007-07-04 13:48:00 · answer #3 · answered by DivineAngel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha 1 and 4 lmao hahaha!! star for you!
2007-07-04 14:23:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!! a star for u
2007-07-04 22:18:58 · answer #5 · answered by Weston 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones! Ha ha!
2007-07-04 13:48:43 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man i wish i was as good as you
2007-07-04 13:54:48 · answer #7 · answered by =] 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you deserve a star
2007-07-04 13:53:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol these are sooo funny i love them. keep em comin
2007-07-04 13:49:50 · answer #9 · answered by VBall LuVa! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. that was kinda cute
2007-07-04 14:33:38 · answer #10 · answered by rachel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋