Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day,
the teacher wanted to ask her class which part of the body went to
heaven first.
One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think your mind goes to
heaven first because you have to have a mind in order to believe in
God."
The teacher praises the little girl as a little boy raises his hand.
He says, "I think your heart goes to heaven first because God is all
about love."
"Very good," said the teacher. The teacher looked up and saw Little
Johnny's hand up. "Oh no," she thought, "I'm not gonna like this."
Little Johnny, which part of the body do you think goes to heaven
first?"
Little Johnny thinks for a minute and says, "Your feet." The teacher
asked him why he thought your feet go to heaven first.
He replied, "Well, I was walking past my parents' bedroom last night
and my mom had her feet up in the air and she said, 'Oh God, I'm
coming!'"
2007-07-04 13:12:11 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao
2007-07-04 13:27:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-04 13:14:36 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2007-07-04 13:32:26 · answer #3 · answered by mrjts 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oops. Good one.
2007-07-04 13:16:20 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
krazee
2007-07-04 13:24:04 · answer #5 · answered by Lulu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol hahahahahahaha
2007-07-04 13:15:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Top class answer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-07-04 23:43:56 · answer #7 · answered by Kr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋