Nick and Tom are discussing the new secretary at their office.
Nick says, "man, i dated her last week and we had wonderful sex. She's much better than my wife!"
A few days later, Tom says to Nick, "well i dated her too and you're right, the sex was great - but I still think your wife is better!"
2007-07-04 12:48:52 · 40 answers · asked by thatsnotevenaquestion 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good 1, even tho after reading what NICK says i knew what tom was gonna say...
2007-07-04 12:51:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious! 10/10
2016-04-01 07:53:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol il have to remember that one try this one not to offensive i hope dont want to up set any one reading it a nun gets on a bus thats empty except for the driver. she says im going to die soon but i want to have sex before i do but i must remain a virgin so it must be anal and i cant comit adultery so the man must be single can u fulfil my wish yes says the driver and he fulfils his wish. then felling guilty he says im sorry i lied im married with 3 kids thats ok says the nun i lied to my names kevin and im goin to a fancy dress party. not as good as this one but i hope it makes a few people laugh
2007-07-04 13:10:42 · answer #3 · answered by hayley 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
brill star 4 u
2007-07-11 00:08:22 · answer #4 · answered by kelly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG LOL
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
you get a star
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2007-07-04 13:18:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-04 13:17:10 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, that was funny :-)
(even though I totally don't agree with cheating on spouses)
2007-07-04 12:53:34 · answer #7 · answered by Just Me :-) 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol babe your brill ill blow you a kiss for that 1 mwah x ;0)
2007-07-11 01:02:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-07-12 11:25:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats funny
2007-07-09 12:08:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋