MAN: I'd like to buy some dog food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he?
MAN: He's at home.
CHECKOUT LADY: I'm sorry, I can't sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy.
The next day, the man returns.
MAN: I'd like to buy some cat food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a cat?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Well... where is he?
MAN: He's at home!
CHECKOUT LADY: Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat.
The next day the man returns.
CHECKOUT LADY: What's in the sack?
MAN: Put your hand inside.
CHECKOUT LADY: Hmmm... It's warm and moist! What is it?
MAN: I would like to buy some toilet paper.
2007-07-04 11:32:46 · 14 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was crap
2007-07-04 11:57:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ewwww, gross!!!!! Hope the checkout lady washed her hand in boiling water with soap for at least half an hour! Nice joke though!!!
2007-07-04 19:03:00 · answer #2 · answered by Hi People 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What a load of s##t Sylvia. And I thought you were a lady!lol
2007-07-05 10:44:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-04 20:30:16 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow lol thats funny
2007-07-04 18:36:20 · answer #5 · answered by live♥love♥laugh 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha thats really funny
2007-07-04 18:36:07 · answer #6 · answered by Rizzle 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was pretty funny. I never heard that one.
2007-07-04 18:36:54 · answer #7 · answered by Michael B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ewww
i remember this joke
2007-07-04 18:36:04 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice, but somebody already put this
2007-07-04 18:35:35 · answer #9 · answered by hello.2.u.2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes.....sh*t!..that's so funny! LOL!
2007-07-05 12:31:51 · answer #10 · answered by autumnleaves 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
another good one he he
2007-07-05 16:51:05 · answer #11 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋