One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was
touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small
of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his
hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point
below her waist. He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other.
His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left
thigh, stopped and the returned to do the same to her right thigh. By this time the woman was becoming
aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself. The man stopped abruptly and
rolled over to his side of the bed.
" Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered.
He whispered back, " I found the remote."
Ahhhhhh! So much for romance!
2007-07-04 11:07:50 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol its pretty funny
2007-07-04 11:16:16 · answer #1 · answered by stephie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice. A salesman knocked at the door of a condo in a brand new housing growth and a girl spoke back the door. He started, "Ma'am, I'm promoting the latest innovation in vacuums, that is the finest little desktop I have visible in decades," and with that, he proceeded to offload on her new carpet a combination of ketchup, salsa, dust, grape juice, and so forth. as she watched, horrified. He stated, "If this vacuum does not blank up that mess, I will consume it!" She stated, "Would you favor a fork?! We have not bought the vigor on but!"
2016-09-05 14:50:00 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-04 11:16:44 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he found the remote, and rolled over?
i thinkk there's more to the joke....
maybe if u told it in person it would be funnier...lol
2007-07-04 11:16:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you sure you do not know my husband? you must have peeped in the window saturday night
2007-07-05 03:24:41 · answer #5 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Kinda like (in the middle of hot passion), he says, "Honey, can you move your head a little? I can't see the T.V.
Thanks for the laugh! :-)
2007-07-04 11:11:53 · answer #6 · answered by bb jo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha sooo good star **
2007-07-04 11:11:36 · answer #7 · answered by francis_wife4life 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-07-04 13:03:47 · answer #8 · answered by stupidotherguy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...that was funny!
2007-07-04 11:14:18 · answer #9 · answered by mzashley06 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!!! star fr u!!!
2007-07-04 11:22:21 · answer #10 · answered by hottilicious_101 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋