A lady in her late 40's went to a plastic surgeon for a face lift. The doctor told her of a new procedure called "The dial" where a small dial is planted on the back of the head and can be turned to tighten up the skin to produce the effect of a facelift. Of course, the woman wanted "The dial", had the surgery and all was well.
Fifteen years later the woman went back to the surgeon. "All these years everything had been working just fine.", she started, "I've had to turn the dial on lots of occasions and I've loved the results. But I seemed to have developed two annoying problems with my face."
"Go on" the doctor said.
"First of all", she continued, "I've got these terrible bags under my eyes and the dial won't get rid of them."
The doctor looked at her and said, "I'm afraid those aren't bags, those are your breasts."
She replied, "Ah, I guess that explains the goatee."
2007-07-04 11:06:11 · 8 answers · asked by HUNNYMONSTA 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hillarious,wasnt expecting that!!!!
lol
xxx
2007-07-04 11:09:34 · answer #1 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I first heard that joke when I was about 13. I thought it was funny back then. It doesn't seem that funny any more.
2007-07-04 11:11:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
relies upon. some human beings do it because of the fact wearing glasses is inconvenient. Others could do it out of arrogance, because of the fact glasses don't greater healthful them. to that end, yeah, i could say it grow to be plastic surgical operation. this is purely attractiveness if the only objective is to make you seem greater constructive.
2016-11-08 04:10:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-07-04 11:08:58 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but still brings a smile
2007-07-04 11:08:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good.!!!
ha ha ha 10/10.!!!
Funny.
2007-07-04 11:35:01 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhahhahahhahhaa
2007-07-04 11:14:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it that made absoultly no sense??????????
2007-07-04 11:09:45 · answer #8 · answered by renee m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋