imitation of an italian man????

Question

Sorry for my english!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Hi!I'm an italian guy and I'd want know how you amerinan people make the imitation of an italian man???thanks and GOD BLESS AMERICA !

Answer 1

Slicked back hair, lots of gold jewelry (pinky ring and cross are a must), nice suit, heavy New York or Jersey accent usually named Tony, Mikey but I guess in your case it's Frankie, usually incredibly proud of his Italian ancestry and probably drives a nice car, although it all depends on his connections.

Answer 2

I'm a gonna tellya a storia,
one a time a richa manna dieda, anda hisa sposa
was so a sadda thatta she coulda notta stoppa
crying. She woulda notta goa homa, even after the sunna setta. She a stayed righta besida the bodya.

Thatta nighta upon a hill was a guarda watching over a
body of a criminale thatta hadda been a hanged.
He hearda the woman a crying and a he wenta downa
to see a whatta was a happeninga.
When he sawa the bella donna, he started toa wipe a
herra tears and then started to kissa her very much, a,
while he was there with her, some robbers a stole the body thatta was a hanging.
When the guarda saw the body was a gone, he a started to stab himma selfa with a sword, because his captain would punisha him terribly.
Thenna the widowa hadda a gooda idea, and she a saida "Waita,
don't killa youra selfa, it'sa better to a hanga deada husbanda thanna to lose a livinga lover!"

Answer 3

Hi, Frank.
Well usually in movies you see the classic; pale/olive black haired guy with a heavy accent usually the words ending with an 'a' at the end, also well dressed most of the times classy. Though you know most italians or a majority are fair skinned and blondish kind of.

Answer 4

to tompink: thanks for quoting Fellini, Satyricon was also a book by Petronio, a Roman writer...and it's considered to be the first novel of Roman Literature...
to mr Corleone... guess this is not your real name :-)

Answer 5

You should watch this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1TnzCiUSI0