My dad told this joke at the dinner table, I dont know why. But yeah. I liked it even though it doessnt really fit to the dinner table. It cracks me up :P
A woman goes to a bar and looks around. There is a good looking man at the bar and she starts flirting with him. She finds out he's a biologist, but she says to herself it ccould still be alright. So after some more drinks, and they go to his hotel room, and you can guess what happens there. The next day, the woman is on the phone with her friend, who is asking her all about the previous night.
"So, what happened?"
"Well, IT happened."
"OMG! But... do biologists even have *****?"
"Not really.... they have 'Penises'"
"Huh? What's that?"
"Something like a dick, just a lot smaller!"
2007-07-04 10:46:40 · 7 answers · asked by .:Julia:. 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I've got nothing against biologists, of course. So don't object. It's a joke, relax :]
2007-07-04 10:47:39 · update #1
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm - not funny
2007-07-04 10:58:32 · answer #1 · answered by toughnottobeacynic 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You say it doesn't fit to dinner table. I say it doesn't fit to a family atmosphere, particularly with daughters attending.
But it was a good one any way, if told at a gatering of a bunch of youngsters.
2007-07-04 10:58:12 · answer #2 · answered by Nader Ali 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-04 13:21:42 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, this reminds me of the classic line, "I wish I was your DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes".
2016-05-18 01:57:28 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol its a really funny joke
2007-07-04 11:22:48 · answer #5 · answered by stephie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA (IN THE GOOD WAY!) funny have a star!
2007-07-04 10:52:39 · answer #6 · answered by Maboroshi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuckle. :)
2007-07-04 10:49:50 · answer #7 · answered by grinjill 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋