Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates "In honour of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates," replied Saint Peter.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates."
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "These are Carols."
2007-07-04 10:14:10 · 28 answers · asked by HUNNYMONSTA 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha thats funny, but basically i just want to get to level three, so thank you!
2007-07-04 11:00:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I LIKE IT:- Three wise men were following a star one night and it stopped over a stable. Intrigued they went in, the first two saw a lady tending a baby in a manger. The third, who was quite a bit taller than the first two banged his head on the door frame and yelled "Jesus Christ" in great pain. The lady slowly looked up at him and said, "That's a good name, I was going to call him Fred"
2016-05-18 01:47:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL funny 9/10 and a star for this one!
2007-07-04 10:27:22 · answer #3 · answered by cast.no.shadow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very clever. St, Peter has to give the benefit of doubt!
2007-07-07 07:06:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you have got that joke seasonally right. This weather feels like winter. Cheered me up, nice one.
2007-07-04 10:33:31 · answer #5 · answered by LOOBYLOO 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. A man goes to a fancydress party carrying a woman on his back. "What are you supposed to be"? asks the host. "I'm a snail" says the man. "I don't get it" says the host. "Oh" says the man, " that's Michelle".
2007-07-04 10:25:17 · answer #6 · answered by shane c 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-04 10:18:45 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats fantastic and made me laugh have a star!
2007-07-04 11:05:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm gonna remember this joke when i'm at the gates!
2007-07-04 11:39:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg i loved that one
it was brill hope he has not got my knickers coz my name is carol lol
2007-07-04 11:20:44 · answer #10 · answered by chrissy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋