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singe ma jeep is complaining that all he gets to eat in hospital is haggis .neeps and tatties......what does he expect in the burns unit

2007-07-04 09:44:30 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

explain to non scots.......rabbie BURNS..traditional meal ....haggis tatties(potatoes) and neeps(turnip)

2007-07-04 09:53:26 · update #1

20 answers

i have a better one!

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Now britain is smoke free,could we please ask members of the muslim comunity to extinguish themselves before entering the building.

2007-07-04 09:50:53 · answer #1 · answered by bless-it-be 3 · 4 0

well so much for the scottish smoking ban being enforced, two people were caught smoking outside Glasgow airport!!!!!

2007-07-04 16:48:21 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 0 0

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

2007-07-04 17:00:50 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

very good.
Don't you think that its an effing cheek that he is receiving treatment from the NHS. What has this world come to?

2007-07-04 16:48:21 · answer #4 · answered by Rachellie 3 · 0 0

Think he maybe happier if they would flambe the food

2007-07-04 17:28:16 · answer #5 · answered by LOOBYLOO 3 · 0 0

They should just feed him some hot lead.

2007-07-04 16:54:55 · answer #6 · answered by blanderswake 6 · 0 0

Marvellous, thank you for a great laugh!

2007-07-04 16:50:56 · answer #7 · answered by Grannygrump 3 · 0 0

now that one has not been text to me but now its on here it's only a matter of time before my ......... yeah my mobile's bleeping

2007-07-04 16:59:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Good one...cheers

2007-07-04 16:57:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Very funny - well thought of!

2007-07-04 16:48:17 · answer #10 · answered by Rhino 2 · 0 0

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