The old man approached the local whorehouse. The Madam answered the door, looked him up and down and said "Pops I think you've had it", he said "Oh, how much do I owe you?"
Another old man approached the whorehouse, a cheapskate, and asked what he could get for $10, it's his birthday. The Madam points to Sadie over in the corner, and says "Hey Sadie wanna do this one, says it's his birthday!" Sadie hasn't had much business so she says OK. They get up to the room and she gets under the covers and he's trying and trying and finally gets the job done. Afterwards he says "Wow, I didn't know you were a virgin, I'd have paid you double!" Sadie replies, If I knew you had more money I'd have taken off my pantyhose first".
2007-07-04 09:38:56 · 6 answers · asked by Limestoner62 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha, btw penguin girl thing, if you dont get it you're too young. haha funny. gross though. have a star!
2007-07-04 09:51:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy Crap! That was simply hilarious! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
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2007-07-04 16:45:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Ha Ha! 10!
2007-07-04 17:12:38 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay mmmm okay that was very very fun--ny
2007-07-04 17:48:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one! :)
2007-07-04 16:46:02 · answer #5 · answered by Krissy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont ge tit....
2007-07-04 16:41:51 · answer #6 · answered by penguingirl93 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋