A little boy sees his dad in the shower and asked what his testicles are.'son those are the apples of the tree of life!'he said. impressed , the boy repeats it to his ma , who add ' well did he say about the dead branch the're hanging on?'.
what do soya beans an a vibrator have in common?
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they are both a substitute of meat.
blonde
a blonde gets out her damaged car without a scratch on her a cop asks it why its trashed. she says 'well officer i was driving and a tree was in my way falling so i swirved to the right then another tree so i did left then right....
' well miss theres no tree here for miles just dat was yur air freshna swiftin left to right , DUH'
2007-07-04 09:13:25 · 19 answers · asked by victim-snatcher 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
gaaaaaaaaaaaayy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that freekin sucked!
2007-07-04 09:16:08 · answer #1 · answered by crazygoug 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I loved the blonde joke!
2007-07-04 09:38:31 · answer #2 · answered by stitchylinda 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the first one lol
2007-07-04 09:20:49 · answer #3 · answered by jdenimel101 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-04 09:31:11 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i suppose you tried
as i had a little giggle
so not a completer waste of time
thanks for the titter
2007-07-08 08:23:09 · answer #5 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones.!!!
Funny the first 2.!!!
8/10.!!!
2007-07-04 11:04:12 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the first one....the other ones were kinda dissapointing though.
2007-07-04 09:19:30 · answer #7 · answered by Lora 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First one made me chuckle. The others let me down, sorry.
2007-07-04 09:16:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
pure bobbins. not worth doing a school report for.
2007-07-04 09:23:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
those are really good ones i loved them both so im going to give you a star :)
2007-07-04 09:50:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheh have heard these before - but they still make me laff, infact i choked on my own air reading the 2nd joke,,,hehe
quick call me an ambulance (......your an ambulance boom boom)
2007-07-04 09:17:37 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋