A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly.
"I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean..." she whispers, "...I would do...anything."
He returns her gaze. "Anything?"
"Anything."
His voice softens. "Anything??"
"Absolutely anything."
His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you...study?
2007-07-04 09:04:14 · 12 answers · asked by I <3 Izzy. 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Greatest joke of the day. Yaaay!!!
2007-07-04 10:14:47 · answer #1 · answered by butterfli8134 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Ouch! 10!
2007-07-04 17:21:50 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"WOW!" What a lovely joke! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'll give you a star!!!
“Wishing all Americans a Very Enjoyable, Safe & Happy Independence Day!”
2007-07-04 16:10:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA! LOL! and this time i actually did LAUGH OUT LOUD! vvverryyy funny....happy independence day! i'll give u a star!
2007-07-04 16:25:40 · answer #4 · answered by Lora 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good joke
happy 4th of july
2007-07-04 16:08:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats soo funny nd cool
2007-07-04 16:32:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke! :)
Happy Fourth of July! :P
Have a *! :{)
2007-07-04 17:01:12 · answer #7 · answered by alex301mi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, that was good! That was really good! :D
Have a happy Fourth!
2007-07-04 16:08:03 · answer #8 · answered by A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA(IN THE GOOD WAY!) nice! a star of u!
2007-07-04 17:30:40 · answer #9 · answered by Maboroshi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i did that with my teacher to mr.jackson but he said lets do it
lol
im just kidding omfg just kidding omfg hahah
2007-07-04 17:03:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋