17-This policeman came up to me with a pencil and a piece of very thin paper. He said, 'I want you to trace someone for me.'
18-I told my mum that I'd opened a theatre. She said, 'Are you having me on?' I said, 'Well I'll give you an audition, but I'm not promising You anything.'
19-I phoned the local builders today, I said to them 'Can I have a skip outside my house?' He said, 'I'm not stopping you!'
20-This cowboy walks in to a German car showroom and he says 'Audi!'
21-I fancied a game of darts with my mate. He said, 'Nearest the bull goes first' He went 'Baah' and I went 'Moo' He said 'You're closest'
22-I was driving up the motorway and my boss phoned me and he told me I'd been promoted. I was so shocked I swerved the car. He phoned me again to say I'd been promoted even higher and I swerved again. He then made me managing director and I went right off into a tree. The police came and asked me what had happened. I said 'I careered off the road'
2007-07-04
08:24:38
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only part 4 to go!
2007-07-04
08:30:00 ·
update #1