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17-This policeman came up to me with a pencil and a piece of very thin paper. He said, 'I want you to trace someone for me.'

18-I told my mum that I'd opened a theatre. She said, 'Are you having me on?' I said, 'Well I'll give you an audition, but I'm not promising You anything.'

19-I phoned the local builders today, I said to them 'Can I have a skip outside my house?' He said, 'I'm not stopping you!'

20-This cowboy walks in to a German car showroom and he says 'Audi!'

21-I fancied a game of darts with my mate. He said, 'Nearest the bull goes first' He went 'Baah' and I went 'Moo' He said 'You're closest'

22-I was driving up the motorway and my boss phoned me and he told me I'd been promoted. I was so shocked I swerved the car. He phoned me again to say I'd been promoted even higher and I swerved again. He then made me managing director and I went right off into a tree. The police came and asked me what had happened. I said 'I careered off the road'

2007-07-04 08:24:38 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

only part 4 to go!

2007-07-04 08:30:00 · update #1

6 answers

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

2007-07-04 10:33:49 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 1 0

Excellent ones again.!!!
10/10 Toolbox.!!!
Funny.

2007-07-04 18:47:42 · answer #2 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1 0

23-i watch 578 hours straight of the same movie, SCREAM over and over again and then i play 945 hours of GTA straight after again

2007-07-04 15:32:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Better than the last ones!

2007-07-05 22:38:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I like 20. :)

2007-07-04 15:39:25 · answer #5 · answered by Beca 2 · 1 0

22 is brilliant!

2007-07-04 15:28:06 · answer #6 · answered by The Lone Gunman 6 · 1 0

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