9-I went into a shop and I said, 'Can someone sell me a kettle.' The bloke said 'Kenwood'I said, 'Where is he then?'
10-My mate is in love with two schoolbags. He's bisatchel.
11-I went to the doctor. I said to him 'I'm frightened of lapels.' He said, 'You've got cholera.'
12-I met the bloke who invented crosswords today. I can't remember his name, it's P something T something R.
13-I was reading this book today, The History Of Glue. I couldn't put it down.
14-I phoned the local ramblers club today, but the bloke who answered just went on and on.
15-The recruitment consultanT asked me 'What do you think of voluntary work?? I said 'I wouldn't do it if you paid me.'
16-I was in the jungle and there was this monkey with a tin opener. I said, 'You don't need a tin opener to peel a banana.' He said, 'No, this is for the custard.'
2007-07-04 08:22:16 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thers still more.check out part 3!
2007-07-04 08:29:27 · update #1
thers still more.check out part 3!
2007-07-04 08:29:28 · update #2
skybluecarp.
the names toolbox and i had to ask 4 q's cos wasnt enough space.
check out the toolbox q's that were posted same time as this!!!!!!!!!
2007-07-05 08:37:08 · update #3
I,m loving this
2007-07-05 15:41:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent ones Toolbox.!!!
10/10.!!!
Funny ha ha ha.!!!
2007-07-04 18:46:03 · answer #2 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-07-04 17:47:27 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wheres the rest
2007-07-04 19:54:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
â¥â¡Cool...thanks for sharingâ¥â¡
2007-07-04 18:11:57 · answer #5 · answered by тн¡иК™ツ- proud ¡иd¡αи 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha that was funny!@
2007-07-04 15:50:48 · answer #6 · answered by §KingKey§ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha lol very good ! ;)
2007-07-06 14:58:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋