An older white haired man walked in to a jewelry store late one Saturday afternoon with a beautiful young lady at his side. "I'm looking for a special ring for my girlfriend," he said. The jeweler looked through his stock, and took out a lovely ring priced at $5,000. "I don't think you understand, I want something very unique," he said. At that, the jeweler went to get his special stock from the safe. "Here's a stunning ring at just $40,000." The girls' eyes sparkled, and the man said that he would take it. "How are you paying?" asked the jeweler. "I'll pay by check, but of course you will want to make sure everything is in order at the bank, so I'll write the check and you can phone the bank on Monday and I'll pick up the ring on Monday evening." Monday morning a very teed-off jeweler phoned the man. "You old fart, you lied ... there's no money in that account." "I know, but can you imagine what a fantastic weekend I just had?"
2007-07-04 08:14:38 · 10 answers · asked by Gern 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha funny....and i'm a girl i liked it the young girl in the joke was just a Gold Digger...thats why its funny even to a girl
2007-07-04 08:40:49 · answer #1 · answered by juliemack06 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL That was great obviously no girl would like it but it was awsome I'm gonna go write it down.
2007-07-04 15:20:18 · answer #2 · answered by Sushi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-04 17:28:23 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha- the poor jeweler guy- lol- i liked it
2007-07-04 15:19:58 · answer #4 · answered by Miss_Sunshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i like that 1
2007-07-04 20:44:50 · answer #5 · answered by VBall LuVa! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-07-04 15:17:02 · answer #6 · answered by Kirsten 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, but not very
2007-07-04 15:18:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-07-04 15:19:33 · answer #8 · answered by εїз TANYA εїз 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not that i'm blonde.. but i didnt get this one?
2007-07-04 17:34:07 · answer #9 · answered by P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is ok
2007-07-04 15:17:18 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Gamergurl♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋