An 8-year old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, "Grandpa, what is sex?"
The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she's old enough to know to ask the question, then she's old enough to get a straight answer. Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities of intercourse. When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at Him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement. Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her, "Why did you ask this question honey?"
The little girl replied, "Grandma says that dinner will be ready in a couple of secs."
2007-07-04 08:14:38 · 32 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
now that is how you tell a joke!!!
awesome!!!!
2007-07-04 08:37:51 · answer #1 · answered by John Redcorn 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Another variation on an old favourite..harmless and funny especially when the ending finishes as follows the little girl speaks to her Grandpa as she came back from her friends house 'Grandpa Debbie's Mummy is coming over to see you soon...she wanted Debbie at home by six not for her to learn about sex'....but hey Grandpa what is sex?.
2007-07-04 08:20:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's beautiful. Reminds me of holding my grandma's hand as she died. The form looks good - you know how I feel about punctuation ... it's all about line breaks. Though - you may want to put a period at the end of stanzas 1 and 2 as they are complete sentences. EDIT: Blue, I think you inspired me to finally write a poem about my grandmother.
2016-04-01 07:34:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the joke very much.But I have to say it's nice to see something set out so well and spelt correctly.
2007-07-04 08:54:08 · answer #4 · answered by bo nidle 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Ouch! Funny! 10!
2007-07-04 10:07:14 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. straight up turtle wax.
2007-07-04 08:17:36 · answer #6 · answered by Albinoballs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant have a star for that one
2007-07-04 08:18:13 · answer #7 · answered by colin872966 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for making me laugh! That made my day! Good one.
2007-07-05 11:52:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha lolz thats to funny
2007-07-04 09:13:29 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Everything's Magic♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. Really cute :D
2007-07-04 08:32:26 · answer #10 · answered by Just Me :-) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the kid just lost her appetite anyway. LOL
2007-07-04 08:18:36 · answer #11 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋