A Norweigan & a Swedish parachuters have a training day in their camp & they prepare themselves & get ready & get on the aircraft. They fly up & when they reach the required altitude, they jump down. After a few seconds, when they're meant to open their parachutes, the Norweig realizes that his parachute won't open! wide-eyed , he merrily turns to his friend & says: "good thing it's only training !"...
2007-07-04 08:09:27 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I was told this joke by a Swede..apparently Swdes think of the Norweis as we think as the Irish...
Please no hate mails from the Irish & Norweis...
2007-07-04 08:18:54 · update #1
yes,greenlady you are right..smartass..I got them mixed up! so another country added to the list of insluted :)
2007-07-04 08:48:28 · update #2
I beg to differ AWOL...this is not a blonde joke neither does it sound like one...I happen to know blonde people(men & women)whom I respect highly & I refuse to allow my joke to be bogged dwon in that category...
2007-07-04 12:25:11 · update #3
ha thats decent
2007-07-10 11:49:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard it was the Finns who were treated as the Idiots of Scandinavia, the Belgians in Europe, and in Ireland - folk from County Kerry; in Kerry there is a particular village whose residents are the butt of all humour, and in hat village there is an Idiot! All the village laugh at him. So taken to its extremity, half the northern world is laughing at one man in County Kerry.
2007-07-04 08:40:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i'm a organic bred Norwegian, and that i choose i'd desire to assert sure, yet.... of direction not! i don't think of any nationality has an component on elegance. My Dad used to assert "elegance is purely epidermis deep". i think of he meant that it rather is what's interior that counts.
2016-09-29 01:54:25 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-04 10:41:15 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WELL I LIKED IT SO THERE>....don't you just hate those smug
little one worders like groan, not, ho and that condescending "mildly amusing? Who do they think they are the joke gurus or something?
jam
2007-07-04 23:23:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
whoa hold on wait till i stop laughing before you tell another
cheers needed my lungs cleaning out
lolhahaha
2007-07-08 21:50:39 · answer #6 · answered by itsa o 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Right...keep on training how you deliver your jokes on us lol
2007-07-09 10:11:36 · answer #7 · answered by Prudie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like good work 10/10 and a star!!!!
2007-07-08 22:02:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you know some people have no sense of humor thats bloody funny
2007-07-10 10:29:45 · answer #9 · answered by capcave2002 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good joke, sounds like a blonde joke though!!
2007-07-04 12:18:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋