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2007-07-04 07:07:43 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Mormons will drink any beer if no other mormon is present. If you are going fishing with one mormon, bring 4 six packs. If you are going fishing with 2 mormons don't bring any.

2007-07-05 09:14:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Mormon can drink anything they want. But are ADVISED NOT TO. Alcohol is bad for our bodies, and makes us retarded. Now, seeing as how beer tastes like crap and the only reason for drinking it would be for the alcohol... what would be the point of drinking the crap without the benefit of the alcohol be???

2007-07-04 07:23:25 · answer #2 · answered by Danndie 2 · 0 1

Good question and one I don't know the answer to, but I doubt the Word of Wisdom says anything about non-alcoholic beer. Mormons are not supposed to drink anything with tannin in it, although caffeine is the real culprit, so they skirt the issue and get a buzz by drinking Pepsi by the quart. Tannin is found in tea. It's not listed as an ingredient in Pepsi, so it works for them. George Bush was recently photographed drinking non-alcoholic beer, which Alcoholics Anonymous frowns upon. Of course, he is reformed.

2007-07-04 07:17:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

EWW!!!!! Why would you want to drink something like that? It can't really be for the taste!!! Real beer is gross enough, why use the lame version?

On a more serious note, we don't have to follow the word of wisdom. It isn't a commandment, but a suggestion of how to live. Although, I would want to even avoid the appearance of evil.

2007-07-04 07:56:30 · answer #4 · answered by odd duck 6 · 2 1

No...Alcohol free beer still contains a small amount of alcohol

2007-07-04 07:09:58 · answer #5 · answered by Tommy 7 · 1 1

It is always best to shun the appearance of doing that which would look negative upon one's morals and religion.

To reply to a poster before me about tannin not being dangerous to consume I ask this: What do you think is used to tan leather goods?

2007-07-04 07:21:00 · answer #6 · answered by Guitarpicker 7 · 1 1

What would be the point?

On a more serious note...I would say no. Why? because we are to avoid even the appearance of sin as well as sin itself.

2007-07-04 07:13:22 · answer #7 · answered by LDS~Tenshi~ 5 · 1 1

Why not...there is no alcohol is there?

but why on the green grass of earth would anyone drink that crap?????

2007-07-04 07:12:27 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 4 0

Whats the point?

2007-07-04 07:18:52 · answer #9 · answered by elyseh 2 · 0 1

Isn't that about the same as masturbating while your neighbors wife is naked in your room?

"I didn't commit adultery!"

Just drink a Coke...oh wait you can't! Hah, Mormons crack me up.

2007-07-04 07:13:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

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