A couple of young dudes are looking for someone to race one Saturday night without any luck. Just then an old man on a motor scooter pulls up and eyes their car. "Wanna drag?" jokes the old man. The young guys take him seriously and laugh "You're on old man!" The light turns green and they slowly start to pull ahead of the old man, laughing as they leave him in the dust. Then all of a sudden the old man starts to catch up. The young driver puts the pedal to the floor but the old man keeps gaining. "I don't f-ing believe it man!" says the driver, "Look at that old man go!" Suddenly the old man passes the young dudes car, then crashes into a light post and the old man hist the ground. They stop and say "Are you all right old man - that was damn impressive, You the Man Dawg!" The old man said in a whisper "Could you do one thing for me? "What's that old man?" "Unhook my damn suspenders from your rear view mirror!"
2007-07-04 07:06:00 · 7 answers · asked by Limestoner62 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-04 13:32:48 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy Crap! That was truly awesome! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! LMAO!!!
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2007-07-04 07:38:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol that was really funny thnx for the laugh xxxxx mwahh
2007-07-04 07:16:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
omfg i got it that was hilarious lol he must of had a lot of beans
2007-07-04 07:42:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha nice!
2007-07-04 08:35:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i dont get it
2007-07-04 07:28:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol thanks for the joke
2007-07-04 07:10:48 · answer #7 · answered by Joe Reed 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋