i have to give a demo tomorrow and i need a great punchline for my hospital medical software...(it's used for billing and storing the information about each patient, patient in and patient out details etc.) can you please help? suggest some sites where i can find it for free or suggest some punchlines please.... im really confused and in this tension my brain is not working, so please help and fast..........pleaseeeeeeeee
2007-07-04 06:50:41 · 5 answers · asked by simply unique 1 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Medicine
its a pharmacy software, which helps in dispensing medicines.....
2007-07-04 07:24:31 · update #1
Fast retreival of patient information. With my software,you won't need patience to get patient's critical data.
2007-07-04 07:00:57 · answer #1 · answered by ironduke8159 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1)easy-view program for statistics and billing.
2)trac and charge
3)doctors' (little) helper
4)research assistant
5)electronic secretary
6)whizz and bill
7)bio. stats.
8)intelligent software
9)statistical intelligence
10)medical intelligence
*When you're busy ask your 5) for assistance.
*Efficient and effective 8) for for 9) and 10)
*1) is the indespensible 3)
2007-07-04 07:18:49 · answer #2 · answered by fred 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well it sounds like you are combining drugs with software. So if it speeds things up you could say:
this soo fast you would think it is on SPEED!!!
2007-07-04 12:50:36 · answer #3 · answered by mr.answerman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about:"This avoids getting your pens and thermometers confused.."
2007-07-04 06:55:37 · answer #4 · answered by Linda B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(Name of Program) Saves time, saves the pain, so there will be no migraine....Lol
Is this ok?
2007-07-04 14:06:00 · answer #5 · answered by Footballfan2345 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋