A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.
He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My
darring," he whispers, "I know dis you firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly,which he hopes will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) forher request. She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try someting I have heard about from other girls... Numbaa 69."
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her...
"You want... Garlic Chicken with corrifrowa?"
2007-07-04 06:37:00 · 18 answers · asked by Greybeard 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good joke and good to have you back from your holiday in France.
I called at a Chinese restaurant last week and while the chef was cooking my order in front of me he asked me where I worked.
"I'm a comedian" I said as I noticed the pan catch fire.
"Tell me a joke" he said (sorry I can't do the accent!)
Just then the flames from the pan were shooting up to the ceiling and I shouted "WOK! WOK!"
To which he replied; "Who's there?"
2007-07-04 08:25:38 · answer #1 · answered by stickadiddle 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A guy goes into a Chinese restaurant on the Vegas strip, eats a belly full of food and then leaves without paying,
The Chef and manager spot him doing a runner down the street and chase after him with a meat cleaver, anyhow they lose sight of him in the crowd. After an hour of searching they get a tip off that he is in a local Brothel.
The brothel owner not wishing to argue points to the room that the Guy is in. They bust into the room, kicking down the door, the guy is naked on his knees giving a very hairy Mexican girl a good old bl-ow job.
The Manager in his best chinese/american accent says "You fu-kin, basa, you fu-kin eata all mia food and run ahway wihout payin, you fu-kin basa you". The guy lifts hid head from between the Girls legs and said " There was a Fu-kin long hair in it" now fu-ck off.
The manager replied, you fu-kin wanka man, you with head eating hairy girl pu-ssy say you no pay cos hair in our lovelly food, you fu-kin basa guy, I fu-kin kill you.
Just then the guy lifts his head up from between the girls legs again and said, "yeah that's right and if I Find any noodles in this girls fu-kin pu-ssy, she's not getting paid either".
2007-07-04 07:02:40 · answer #2 · answered by David C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! That Chinese guy must be my dear friend 'Hu Yu Fa King' and his new wife must be 'So Fa King Fa Ni'
“Wishing all Americans a Very Enjoyable, Safe & Happy Independence Day!”
2007-07-04 07:13:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-04 10:26:38 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
youre mom so fat that when she stood on the weighing scales it said 1 person at a time
2007-07-04 07:29:05 · answer #5 · answered by Murphys Law (is irish) 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Excellent Greybeard.!!!
10/10.!!!
Still Laughing ha ha ha.!!!
Got tears in my eyes.!!!
2007-07-04 17:16:34 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Verry poor efort.
2007-07-04 07:09:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO xD
I actually snorted some orange juice out of my nose...
2007-07-04 06:46:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ah so, what she really want is Cream of Sum Yung Guy.
2007-07-04 06:43:28 · answer #9 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Velly Good.
2007-07-04 06:40:31 · answer #10 · answered by Earwigo 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋